"Good evening this is Bob reporting for Catnetwork News. We have just heard that a cat has been charged with spectacle theft however, an application to the High Court for name suppression has been granted so I am unable to give you more details .
What I can say is that the paw prints on the spectacles match those of the originally arrested suspect.
In an interesting twist Catnetwork News have heard of a similar crime being committed in North America and so now the question is , could this be serial spectacle theft or just a copy cat crime ?
This is Bob signing out from Catnetwork News"
Post script , mouse nil, cats one .
Friday, August 13
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Princess Leah and Yoda protest at media bias toward assuming guilt! Charged does not necessarily mean guilty. Could have been extenuating circumstances. Perhaps alleged feline perpitrator was suffering from Reena withdrawl resulting in temporary amnesia (as per recent rugby incident).
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